Monday 23 June 2008

West End Alternative

So West End plays and musicals? A night out on the town? Perhaps a nice glass of wine over supper before a Royal Opera House performance?

Be my guest. But only if you want to get laughed out of your position as "Culture Vulture 2008". Getting dolled up and watching high-end stage shows are so early noughties. It's all about being too cool to have to go out and prove yourself.

Have you heard of Heroes? Or Lost? Well if not, you'd better start listening. Right now, the most popular conversations around the dinner table revolve around what was on TV last night. And believe me, you do not want to get caught not knowing what's happening on Heroes/Lost/Grey's Anatomy/24/Prison Break (delete as appropriate to last night's programming).

It is therefore worthwhile to knock out a bit of the old savings and invest in a Sky+ Box. Don't have Sky? Then don't bother reading this blog again. The little white box is so brainy, it can record any programme you choose literally at the touch of a button. And by touching just another button you can create a series link, so that every episode from a particular series is recorded. Just like that!

So after a hard day playing lots of Rock Band and checking your Facebook account upward of 15 times, make sure you order some cheap chinese food and watch as vast a selection of American serials as possible.

To break it down, or give you some handy knowledge just in case you couldn't fit every show in last night, here are appropriate comments for the above listed shows, should you find yourself caught out:

Heroes: "Yes, I still can't decide whether I like the dad or not."

Lost: "I tell you, I keep hoping questions will be answered, but I still don't understand a bloody thing."

Grey's Anatomy: "Urgh, why can't Meredith stop whining!"

24: "Yeah, it's great. When's Season 7 coming out already?"

Prison Break: "Season 2 was definitely the worst season. Although season 3 should have ended properly." or, "Yes, Michael is sooo fit!"

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